You know what would make me very happy? This:
I can't even imagine how the smell of the pages is. It must be intoxicating. The best smell of all. If only they could squeeze all moisture out of the pages and bottle it up, I would buy it and make it my default cologne. I want to walk around smelling like old, used pages from this book. When people come up to me and ask what cologne I wear, I want to say, "It's Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead. First edition." The smell will be so intoxicating it'll make people around me undress themselves and have an orgy.
The starting bid is at US$ 999. Yes, a triple figure starting bid for a book.
And I can't afford that. Duh.
I can't even imagine how the smell of the pages is. It must be intoxicating. The best smell of all. If only they could squeeze all moisture out of the pages and bottle it up, I would buy it and make it my default cologne. I want to walk around smelling like old, used pages from this book. When people come up to me and ask what cologne I wear, I want to say, "It's Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead. First edition." The smell will be so intoxicating it'll make people around me undress themselves and have an orgy.
The starting bid is at US$ 999. Yes, a triple figure starting bid for a book.
And I can't afford that. Duh.
2 comments:
"The smell will be so intoxicating it'll make people around me undress themselves and have an orgy."
Nice analogy.
That was taken from a movie Perfume.
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