Women amaze me.
I have a friend who just had a baby a few days ago, and she put up the baby photos on Facebook. That baby's HUGE. I have not seen that many newborns in my life so I don't really know what the average size is, but from the looks of it this one is going to be Shaquille O' Neal.
How the hell did she push something that big out of her vagina? Yeah, yeah, I know, contraction and dilatation and stuff, and women have been doing it since the dawn of humanity so there's really no magic to it. But still, pushing something that big out of any body orifice must be so painful it must have felt like giving birth to a transformers truck.
Men can jump over cliffs, swim with sharks and go to the moon, but we can't function if our balls are flicked. Women are dainty and pretty and small, but they can push out human beings out of their body. And for that, I applaud all the women of the world, because if the tables were turned, I don't think men could handle it.
I have a friend who just had a baby a few days ago, and she put up the baby photos on Facebook. That baby's HUGE. I have not seen that many newborns in my life so I don't really know what the average size is, but from the looks of it this one is going to be Shaquille O' Neal.
How the hell did she push something that big out of her vagina? Yeah, yeah, I know, contraction and dilatation and stuff, and women have been doing it since the dawn of humanity so there's really no magic to it. But still, pushing something that big out of any body orifice must be so painful it must have felt like giving birth to a transformers truck.
Men can jump over cliffs, swim with sharks and go to the moon, but we can't function if our balls are flicked. Women are dainty and pretty and small, but they can push out human beings out of their body. And for that, I applaud all the women of the world, because if the tables were turned, I don't think men could handle it.
2 comments:
hahaha. so this is one thing that man think once they see a baby. how powerful their mummy's vagina is. heh!
wah entry for women.
thank you :)
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