2012 is the year of the dragon. And I was born in the year of the dragon. Ergo, this is my year.
Out of all the 12 animals of the Chinese zodiac, the dragon is the most powerful because it doesn't exist. I'm starting to believe that they were in dire need of a fierce animal to represent my year of birth and they decided that no existing animal was good enough so they invented a new animal that is as stealth and quick as the snake, is able to fly like the bird, has scales so it can swim like the fish, with the eyes of the tiger, has horns like the bull, and CAN SPIT FIRE like nobody's business. No, seriously, can YOUR zodiac animal spit fire?
The dragon has all the coolest elements of all species in the animalia kingdom AND it has some demon in it so you wouldn't want to piss a dragon off because it can kick your ass in ways you can't even imagine.
If that's not enough, the dragon is fiery red and orange. They could have made it dark green or even black, but no. The dragon is so cool it needs to be seen from a thousand miles away so let's make it red. The dragon is so awesome that all mangas and movies with 'Dragon' in their titles are sure to make money. Can you imagine if those writers weren't as ambitious? They would have come out with "Pig Ball Z" or "Kiss of the Sheep" or "The Girl with the Rat Tattoo". Who would want to see those?
So yeah, let's all just agree that I'm going to kick serious ass this year.
Out of all the 12 animals of the Chinese zodiac, the dragon is the most powerful because it doesn't exist. I'm starting to believe that they were in dire need of a fierce animal to represent my year of birth and they decided that no existing animal was good enough so they invented a new animal that is as stealth and quick as the snake, is able to fly like the bird, has scales so it can swim like the fish, with the eyes of the tiger, has horns like the bull, and CAN SPIT FIRE like nobody's business. No, seriously, can YOUR zodiac animal spit fire?
The dragon has all the coolest elements of all species in the animalia kingdom AND it has some demon in it so you wouldn't want to piss a dragon off because it can kick your ass in ways you can't even imagine.
If that's not enough, the dragon is fiery red and orange. They could have made it dark green or even black, but no. The dragon is so cool it needs to be seen from a thousand miles away so let's make it red. The dragon is so awesome that all mangas and movies with 'Dragon' in their titles are sure to make money. Can you imagine if those writers weren't as ambitious? They would have come out with "Pig Ball Z" or "Kiss of the Sheep" or "The Girl with the Rat Tattoo". Who would want to see those?
So yeah, let's all just agree that I'm going to kick serious ass this year.
2 comments:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Hippo?
YEAAHHHH right?
born in dragon year as well
:D
Good post and I have to agree with u eventhough I was born in bull year..
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